It’s Official: 2015 Has Been The Most Offensive Year on Record

Claiming that others are being offensive to you or some other victims has become this years recreational activity. Joseph Campbell said: “Find a place inside where there’s joy, and the joy will burn out the pain.” Updated for the year 2015, the quote would read as follows: “Find a place inside you where you’re offended, and the joy of being offended will burn out the joy in others.” I’m not sure what it is that’s made 2015 the year of being offended. Perhaps the planets have aligned, and our Read more […]

Yes, Honesty is Offensive … Get Over It

Slut-shaming, fat-shaming, gay-shaming, shame-shaming and all the rest of the myriad ways people express their disgust with others are apparently all completely and utterly inappropriate in modern society. If you don’t like something, Uncle Sam, Big Brother, and “society” want you to be quiet about it. Yet, somehow, people still manage to be shamed, embarrassed, and offended about pretty much anything and everything under the sun. It boggles the mind how all these perpetually offended people Read more […]

Another Little Kid Suspended for Illegal Possession of Assault Toy

It wasn’t even entirely the little kid’s fault. He had left his backpack in a friend’s car, so his mom had to pack his stuff in another bag. What he and his mom didn’t realize was that the backup bag had a toy gun in it, something he didn’t realize until it was too late. Instead of waiting to be found out by a teacher, first-grader Darin Simak did what he thought was the right thing to do. He “turned himself in.” He took it to his teacher and told her he wasn’t supposed to have Read more […]

Why Fat Liberal Women Shame Thin Women

“Fat-shaming” is a liberal term for the “hateful” act of being openly proud of one’s fitness. It’s the same approach liberals take toward rich people: we can’t all be rich (fit), so let’s make rich (fit) people feel bad about their wealthy (healthy) lifestyles. Really, though, anti-fat-shamers are actually just fit-shamers. On top of that, they’re usually chunksters, as you might have guessed. On October 15, in commemoration of Fat Shaming Week, hottie Maria Kang, 32-year-old mother of three, Read more […]

Government Agency Asks Volunteers to Wear Wristbands To Remind Them Of White Privilege

P. D. James said: “I believe that political correctness can be a form of linguistic fascism, and it sends shivers down the spine of my generation who went to war against fascism.” Of all the things in this world that annoy me—and there are many—political correctness ranks quite near the top. Political correctness falsely dictates what can and cannot be said; it falsely dictates who is in a position of weakness and who is not; and it demands that everyone play by rules that are as strange as Read more […]

Newspaper Publishes Gun-Owners’ Names & Addresses

The free and independent press has been operating tirelessly to ensure that citizens everywhere are treated equally and everyone gets a fair shot. Print journalists work hard to cover every possible angle; making sure to be fair and balanced in ever–ok, I can’t keep typing with a straight face. We all know that aside from a few select publications, legitimate journalism in the United States is long dead. The liberal bias in the media is unparalleled, and this new story just takes the cake. A Read more […]