Umbrella As Assault Weapon: Another Victory For Paranoia

The worst thing about this kind of story, other than that it is increasingly common, is that the authorities always brag that it is a mark of success. I take them at their word. They want a chance to fly their helicopters and spend the day tracking down a “gunman” armed with an umbrella. The teen who reported the sighting of the gunman feels conflicted about the report she made to police. But not to worry: “Police say they would rather respond to a false report than not be there for the Read more […]