Energy Department Warns: Pumpkins Cause Global Warming

These days, everything is racist, and everything causes global warming. Next time someone balks at the idea of getting rid of the Department of Energy, just remind them that this federal agency actually believes that pumpkins are behind global warming. Or maybe it’s just 97% of the department that believe it. Either way, whenever you have 97% of a group that believe something or claim that they believe it – no matter how miniscule the group is – that means that it must be true whatever it Read more […]