Important Federal Government Study: Why Are Lesbians Fat?

When you’ve got a national debt that’s $17 trillion and counting, $3 million is nothing. But having an exorbitant national debt that will never be repaid is no excuse to waste even a single taxpayer dime on frivolous curiosity studies. The feds want to know:  Why are most lesbians fat? And why is it that homosexual males are more likely to be fit than their heterosexual counterparts? I don’t know about you, but I don’t think there are more important questions that need to be answered Read more […]