Pro-Golfer Said Garland Shooting Result of 2nd Amendment

Golfer Bob Estes blamed a near mass shooting in Garland, Texas on the 2nd Amendment. An anti-Islam event in Garland, Texas drew fire from a couple of Muslims who were offended by the “blasphemous” event that ridiculed the prophet Mohammad with cartoons. The two Muslims who opened fire outside the building were shot and killed by security officers. The gunshot wounds that the security personnel sustained were not life-threatening. The Daily Caller reported on the event: Sunday’s event was hosted Read more […]

Professional Golfer Barack Obama Criticized For Governing Too Much

BREAKING: Spokesman/caddy James Redder held a brief press conference this morning to discuss increasingly vicious criticism being leveled against professional golfer, Barack Obama. When asked by NJR news’ Marianne Fellows about Obama’s seeming lack of focus, and commitment in recent months, Redder has this to say: “Professional golf is a very stressful and difficult sport. More difficult than anyone can imagine. It may seem like Mr. Obama has forgotten where his priorities lie, but the fact is that Read more […]

Obama’s Handicap Is Now Lower Than National Unemployment

Happy Monday America, finally we all can breathe a sigh of relief. You will be happy to know that President Obama’s Golf Handicap is now lower than America’s real unemployment rate. I do not know about you, but that makes me feel more secure about our future. After all, every country should have a good golfer as President. Thanks to the diligent and skillful leadership of President Barack Obama, Islamic terrorism, the U.S. economy, record unemployment, rising poverty, the budget, border security, Read more […]