Hillary Clinton Returns to Work After the Most Critical Head-Bonk in History

Secretary of state Hillary Clinton fell prey to quite an elaborate sickness just days before she was due to give testimony on a royal screw-up in Benghazi, Libya, that resulted in four dead American who begged for extra security, were refused it, and were killed as a result of said refusal. See, first Clinton got the flu; that gave her a few days of leeway. Then she became dehydrated–from the flu!–which gave her more leeway. Finally, she collapsed–from being dehydrated!–and bonked her head, Read more […]