Democratic Party Platform: Eagles More Valuable Than Humans

What is an egg? Assuming it has been fertilized, an egg is an unborn animal in an early stage of life. If it’s a snake egg, it’s an unborn snake. A snake lives inside that egg. In America, it is illegal to destroy eagle eggs; that is, unborn eagles. To do so is punishable by a $250,000 fine and up to two years in prison. Humans are mammals and thus do not lay eggs, but it is perfectly legal to destroy an unborn one. No fines, no prison. On top of that, there is a political party, the Democratic, Read more […]