Keep Telling Yourself You Live in a Free Country

“Land of the free, home of the brave” doesn’t apply to the US anymore, but don’t tell that to the brainwashed sheeple still singing it at the top of their lungs. The flat fact is that we’re not brave, no matter which side of the aisle we’re cowering in. As a country, we are motivated almost entirely by fear. Fear of terrorism, fear of conspiracy, fear of conspiracy theorists, fear of global warming, fear of declining industry, fear of job loss, fear of socialism, fear of capitalism, fear Read more […]

Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA) Protects Wife Abusers?

A new act in the Georgia legislature, the Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA), was designed to protect the right of religious people to exercise their beliefs without molestation from the government. But some critics are condemning the act, saying its wording would actually protect any behavior a person claimed was connected to his religion—like child and wife abuse, for instance. Some legal commentators have said that the law would give a pass to spousal and child abusers, as long as the Read more […]

CPS to Mother: Don’t Let Your Kids Play Outside

Kari Anne Roy did something unspeakably evil to her six-year-old boy. I can hardly contain my revulsion as I write about her abusive behavior. She actually let her child play outside. Without direct adult supervision! Call CPS immediately! A very thoughtful and kindly neighbor saw the negligent parent’s boy playing a few feet from his house, and considerate of all the dangerous people living in the suburban utopia, this neighbor led the boy back to his house and severely reprimanded Roy. But Read more […]

Chicago Public School Prom Slogan: “This is Are Story”

A public school in Chicago recently evidenced the very fine job we’re doing of educating our youths. Its deliciously satirical prom slogan was “This is Are Story.” Clearly, this is a rapier wit social commentary tidbit on the educational plight of the poorest members of inner city Chicago. Or it could have been a monumentally ham-headed typo. Yeah. That was probably it. This is sad. Paul Robeson High School in Chicago, the “school” in question, has a pretty awful track record for graduation, Read more […]

CPS Investigating Will and Jada Smith Family

There may be no organization on earth I hate more than CPS (Child Protective Services). There are few organizations in America (other than possibly government schools or Planned Parenthood) whose works are so contrary to their purported mission or whose followers are more deluded. Well, CPS is at it again. They have decided to investigate the family of Will and Jada Smith entirely on the basis of a single photo that a family friend posted to Instagram. The photo depicts 20-year-old actor, Moises Read more […]