Super Bowl Commercial Outrages Millions of Idiots

If your life is ruined by a Super Bowl commercial, you need to get a better life. “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.” – Laurence J. Peter To critically analyze one’s thoughts prior to opening up one’s mouth, and blowing out unprecedented stupidity into the world is an ability which I believe has declined precipitously over the last several decades. Sure, there has always been a balance among humans; it’s not Read more […]

Foul-Mouthed Old Folks and Losing Your Virginity: A Leftist Voting Guide

Political advertising: what a beautiful, never annoying, always pleasing way of informing voters so that they can be fully aware of the facts before they mark their ballot. Over the years, political advertisements have become even better, more truthful, more informative, and ultimately so much more helpful. We are a better country because of these beacons of truth that are broadcast over the airwaves… Well, now that we’ve established what a crazy person would say, let’s talk about reality. Political Read more […]