It’s Been Three Days Since July 4, and ISIS Hasn’t Killed Us All Yet

If you watched the news in the days leading up to Independence Day 2015, you are well aware, I’m sure, that ISIS was most certainly targeting every city in the USA and set to destroy all Americans on July 4. Probably because, as you know, ISIS hates our liberty. Our fireworks would have been useless against them. Yet somehow, July 4 has come and gone, and as far as I can tell, ISIS did nothing. As in, absolutely nothing at all. What happened? Oddly enough, this isn’t the first time the media Read more […]

Adam Johnson Tries to Argue GOP ‘Chicken Hawks’ Are Cowards, Then Forgets How to Argue

Adam Johnson wrote a pice for Alternet, which was reprinted on Salon.com, in which he trashes the top five Republican “Chicken Hawks.” For the uninitiated, a chicken hawk is someone who has himself never served in the military, but is “eager to send American men and women overseas.” First mistake. Johnson uses a word that encourages the reader to believe that these men are excited to send people to war, that they are just itching to send men and women to die. Eager. False. Johnson then proceeds Read more […]