Obama Campaign: Who Needs a Brain When You Have a Vagina?

Women are sex objects. Women are too stupid to worry about the economy. Women need a powerful man by the name of Guv Mint to take care of them.

Women are sex objects because their number-one priority is to have as much sex as possible and avoid as many consequences thereof as possible. It’s like a fun competition of sorts for them.

Women are too stupid to worry about the economy, and that’s why all of President Obama’s ads that target women make very direct appeal not to their brains and economic worries (because they have none), but to their vaginas. That’s all women are, when you get right down to it.

If you were to tell a woman, “Almost eight-hundred thousand more women are unemployed today than there were when Obama took office, food costs are up, gas prices have more than doubled, median family incomes are down, al Qaeda is on the rise, we’re sixteen trillion dollars in debt, headed towards twenty trillion by the end of Obama’s second term,” she would interrupt you and say, “Okay, okay, but I only want to know one thing: Does Obama care about my vagina?”

This is the message from the Obama campaign. And many women agree with him, of course. Lena Dunham is one of them.

Dunham is a filmmaker who stars in an Obama ad that bears remarkable similarity to a pro-Putin campaign ad from Russia. In it, she appeals to women to vote for…well, essentially, the candidate they’d most like to have sex with.

Most unbelievably, this ad was not merely the personal contribution of a private citizen to the Obama campaign, but was actually created and paid for by the Obama campaign itself. (Click here if you want to see the ad in its entirety. Have a bucket handy.)

And remember the image posted on Barack Obama’s blog that said, “Vote like your lady parts depend on it,” with the added caption, “Because they kinda do”? Yeah, if by “kinda do” you mean “don’t at all.”

In addition to Obama’s obsession with vaginas, he is also using women, along with minorities, as props.

The Daily Caller has compiled 18 photos* of recent Obama speeches in which almost exclusively white women have been placed to stand directly behind the President’s podium as a backdrop, with the occasional black person thrown in for good measure (Obama isn’t quite ready to throw blacks under the bus, but the keys are in the ignition and the driver’s just waiting for word from the White House). In the 18 photos, I counted 16 males, plus an additional two whose sex I cannot determine; such is the androgyny of Democrats.

Go check out the photos, and then hop on over to the website VoteWithYourVagina.com. Depressingly, that website is not a satire. Though the Obama campaign sure has turned into one.

*There are actually 19 photos, but two of them are from the same event. The DC accidentally reports otherwise, but if you look at the people in the background, they’re the same people and in the same positions.

Women are sex objects. Women are too stupid to worry about the economy. Women need a powerful man by the name of Guv Mint to take care of them.

Women are sex objects because their number-one priority is to have as much sex as possible and avoid as many consequences thereof as possible. It’s like a fun competition of sorts for them.

Women are too stupid to worry about the economy, and that’s why all of President Obama’s ads that target women make very direct appeal not to their brains and economic worries (because they have none), but to their vaginas. That’s all women are, when you get right down to it.

If you were to tell a woman, “Almost eight-hundred thousand more women are unemployed today than there were when Obama took office, food costs are up, gas prices have more than doubled, median family incomes are down, al Qaeda is on the rise, we’re sixteen trillion dollars in debt, headed towards twenty trillion by the end of Obama’s second term,” she would interrupt you and say, “Okay, okay, but I only want to know one thing: Does Obama care about my vagina?”

This is the message from the Obama campaign. And many women agree with him, of course. Lena Dunham is one of them.

Dunham is a filmmaker who stars in an Obama ad that bears remarkable similarity to a pro-Putin campaign ad from Russia. In it, she appeals to women to vote for…well, essentially, the candidate they’d most like to have sex with.

Most unbelievably, this ad was not merely the personal contribution of a private citizen to the Obama campaign, but was actually created and paid for by the Obama campaign itself. (Click here if you want to see the ad in its entirety. Have a bucket handy.)

And remember the image posted on Barack Obama’s blog that said, “Vote like your lady parts depend on it,” with the added caption, “Because they kinda do”? Yeah, if by “kinda do” you mean “don’t at all.”

In addition to Obama’s obsession with vaginas, he is also using women, along with minorities, as props.

The Daily Caller has compiled 18 photos* of recent Obama speeches in which almost exclusively white women have been placed to stand directly behind the President’s podium as a backdrop, with the occasional black person thrown in for good measure (Obama isn’t quite ready to throw blacks under the bus, but the keys are in the ignition and the driver’s just waiting for word from the White House). In the 18 photos, I counted 16 males, plus an additional two whose sex I cannot determine; such is the androgyny of Democrats.

Go check out the photos, and then hop on over to the website VoteWithYourVagina.com. Depressingly, that website is not a satire. Though the Obama campaign sure has turned into one.

*There are actually 19 photos, but two of them are from the same event. The DC accidentally reports otherwise, but if you look at the people in the background, they’re the same people and in the same positions.

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