More Ironic Bloviations From Hypocrite Al Gore

Al Gore was once the Vice President of what was at that time still the most powerful nation on Earth, but he decided to squander his own legacy by becoming the world’s most famous crackpot. Oh well.

Starting over a year ago, according to Oracle Gore, we were supposed to have been living in a world completely free of a northern polar ice cap. No, really, that’s what he warned us about in 2009. It was just supposed to have vanished into thin, hot hair, much like what comes out of Gore himself.

The ice caps are still there and still not going anywhere…again, like Gore. In fact, since 2012, that ice cap has grown by 50 percent, which is very fortunate for those of us who appreciate delicious, chuckle-inducing irony.

And speaking of hot air, Gore was in Kansas City over the weekend to bug everybody about how the world is burning up (can’t you feel it, folks?). He’s like the world’s richest End Times hobo, traveling the land with Power Point presentations declaring the end is nigh, repent, repent!

Gore did in fact make reference to God in his 90-minute presentation, saying that Vatican City wants to be the first CO2-neutral city-state in the world, adding that “they have God on their side.”

It’s a little ambiguous whether Gore even believes in the same God as they do in Vatican City, though. That God declared in the Book of Genesis, “As long as the earth endures, seedtime and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, day and night will never cease.” That very clearly is not what Gore believes. In fact, his disbelief in those spoken words of God is how he’s made his millions since the turn of the century.

And no End Times pronouncements are complete without imagery, whether verbal or physical, of destructive forces worldwide. Gore knows the game, has become a professional player of that game, and, as such, laid all those apocalyptic cards on the table.

According to The Kansas City Star, Gore used “photos and videos to illustrate a litany of floods, wildfires, torrential rains, droughts, dust storms, rising sea levels and increasing world temperatures.” You know, things that never happened, no sirree, before humans began heating up the Earth with their gases, like the emissions from Gore’s own private jet and multiple multi-million-dollar mansions that displace acres upon acres upon acres of natural land growth.

Will somebody please do the Earth a favor? Raze this man’s mansions to the ground, plant a forest in their place, and build him a humble tree house. A lean-to in the dirt would be acceptable as well.