Harry Reid: The Evil Koch Brothers Are to Blame for Global Warming

It’s the vast, right-wing conspiracy. The Koch brothers are the ones behind all the global warming we experienced this past winter. Their plan is to heat up the planet with their gazillion dollars in fossil fuel money and kill everyone, using bovine flatulence. The cow flatulence was all a part of their longstanding and well-orchestrated plan. They had to convince cattle ranchers to feed their cows corn, which in turn causes cows to release more methane, a greenhouse gas that is causing the earth to heat up.

Here’s Harry Reid:

While the Koch brothers admit to not being experts on the matter, these billionaire oil tycoons are certainly experts at contributing to climate change. That’s what they do very well. They are one of the main causes of this. Not a cause, one of the main causes.”

It’s all a conspiracy, and it’s too late to do anything about it. But not too late for carbon taxes, regulations and rain dances that just might convince the sun god to stop messing with our climate.