EPA Soothes Sharknado Fears

If it wasn’t for the EPA millions of Americans would be likely be locked in their homes cowering in fear. Rampant fear of imminent ecological disaster had caused several people (though we can’t figure out who) to fear that something called a “Sharknado” could actually happen. Fortunately for all Americans we have the EPA to soothe all our Sharknado fears.

If you’re a little confused as to what all the hubbub is about, don’t worry, you’re not alone. I think it’s safe to say that most Americans have no idea what a #Sharknado is. Personally, I wish I didn’t either. However, my job as your fearless blogger is to uncover the harrowing stories that you need to know about. And some of the stories no one should ever know about.

This my friends is Sharknado… in all it’s glory.

I bet you’re grateful that the EPA put out that disclaimer about sharknado’s now. I would hate to imagine what kind of world it would be if we had to live in fear of the dreaded sharknado on a day to day basis.

Thank you EPA, you’ve finally made yourself worth every single tax dollar.

(A disclaimer: this whole post was satire. Sharknado’s may (or may not) be real and the EPA is not worth a single red cent of my taxes.)

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