Although Nigerians engage in human trafficking for child prostitution, beat their wives, and try to con their way into your bank accounts, the government there is still right about something.
Same-sex marriage is now illegal in Nigeria. You know what they say about broken clocks.
Democrats in America have degenerate constituents to pander to, however. So our Secretary of State, John Kerry, has made the public aware that the Obama administration doesn’t support the ban.
Child marriage is legal in Nigeria, but Democrats don’t bother feigning outrage over it since there’s no political gain in that; nobody in America supports child marriage, and you can’t exploit an issue for political gain if nobody cares about that issue.
And although there is a small population of homosexuals in America, there is a large population who supports same-sex marriage. Child marriage? Meh, it’s just the Nigerian way, man, we’re not going to get on their backs about it. Banning same-sex marriage? Pounce!
“The United States is deeply concerned by Nigeria’s enactment of the Same Sex Marriage Prohibition Act,” said Kerry, followed by the thought, Because we need the support in 2014 and 2016 of all the deviancy-lovers in America.
According to Wikipedia, this awesome law establishes that “same-sex couples who marry face up to 14 years each in prison. Witnesses or anyone who helps gay couples marry will be sentenced to 10 years behind bars.”
Sounds good so far. Here’s the part that most conservatives would probably find to be too much, though: “The bill also punishes the ‘public show of same-sex amorous relationships directly or indirectly’ with ten years in prison. Another portion of the bill levels 10 years in prison for those found guilty of organizing, operating, or supporting gay clubs, organizations, and meetings.”
This thing is amazing. It is precisely the sort of law I wish we would adopt here in America. It would be good for us, legislating morality. Sure, that second portion is a violation of our First Amendment, but what that tells me that something good for America is prohibited by the First Amendment. Thus, the First Amendment, as it is currently written, is harmful to us.
Hold on, I just had a revelation: Kerry is a racist. Yes, he must be! Think about it: he denounced a law that effectively bans the HIV/AIDS-riddled from entering a union that encourages the spreading of their diseased bodily fluids. Kerry wants to prevent the stop of the spreading of AIDS. He wants AIDS to be spread among blacks more than it already is!
I’ve created a petition at WhiteHouse.gov for President Obama to remove John Kerry for his abhorrent racism. Sign it here.