Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty Endorses… Ted Cruz for President!

  Pop culture icon and patriarch of the Robertson family from TV’s Duck Dynasty, Phil Robertson has just announced who he’s supporting for the next Commander-in-Chief, and it’s sure to stir up some conversation and debate. On Wednesday, the Ted Cruz campaign announced that Phil Robertson had decided to endorse Cruz for President. From the Cruz Campaign: “My qualifications for President of the United States are rather narrow: Is he or she Godly, does he or she love us, can Read more […]

Donald Trump Lands Coveted Duck Dynasty Endorsement

This bit of news does not bode well for Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal (R-LA) who considers the Duck Commander (Duck Dynasty) family close personal friends. However, it seems that Willie Robertson, who used to tell anyone that would listen that he thought Bobby Jindal would make an excellent President, has changed his mind and decided to endorse Donald Trump for America’s top political office. This has to hurt the Jindal campaign who were likely counting on the Robertson’s supporting his candidacy Read more […]

Phil Robertson on ISIS: “Convert Them or Kill Them”

Phil Robertson, who just receded from the public spotlight after infuriating homosexuals, is back in the spotlight with these comments about Islamic extremists: In this case, you either have to convert them—which I think is, uh, would be next to impossible. I’m not giving up on them, but I’m just saying either convert them or kill them. One or the other. Interesting. And what do radical Muslims say about Christians and Jews? Oh, yeah: “Convert them or kill them.” Congratulations, Phil Read more […]

Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson Loves Gays

Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson made waves last year when he had the “audacity” to call homosexual behavior “sin.” His new book UnPHILtered was written, partially, in an effort to explain what his comments. Which leads us to the interview he gave to Good Morning America recently… Robertson: “People will read it and decide for themselves but people need to get in their head, dude. I don’t hate anybody.” Reporter: He says the book is partially to clarify comments that got him into hot Read more […]

Pro Faith, Pro-Family Rep. Vance McAllister Caught Cheating

Freshman House Representative Vance McAllister from Louisiana, who won his seat in a special election with the help of endorsements from Phil and Willie Robertson of Duck Dynasty, has admitted to having adulterous romantic contact with one of his Congressional aids. Actually, it was hard to deny. McAllister was caught on tape kissing his aide, Melissa Peacock, for about thirty seconds. Monday, he admitted to the encounter and issued a typical apology: There’s no doubt I’ve fallen short and Read more […]

Media Invent Another Phil Robertson Controversy to Boost Dismal Ratings

While CNN’s total day ratings went down only marginally, their primetime ratings were at 20-year lows: Compared to 2012, CNN was flat in total viewers and down -2% in the A25-54 demographic in total day, down the least compared to Fox News and MSNBC. In primetime, the channel was down -16% in total viewers and -18% in the A25-54 demographic. During primetime hours (8 – 11pm EST), CNN had a total of 568,000 viewers, of whom 183,000 were in the 25 – 54 age demographic. Compare that Read more […]

The Day Americans Won

“Dear Cracker Barrel Customer: When we made the decision to remove and evaluate certain Duck Dynasty items, we offended many of our loyal customers. Our intent was to avoid offending, but that’s just what we’ve done. You told us we made a mistake. And, you weren’t shy about it. You wrote, you called and you took to social media to express your thoughts and feelings. You flat out told us we were wrong. We listened. Today, we are putting all our Duck Dynasty products back in our stores. And, we apologize Read more […]

Piers Morgan: The 1st Amendment Shouldn’t Apply to Phil Robertson

According to CNN’s most tolerant Brit, Robertson is a “vile bigot,” and in the same way that the 2nd Amendment doesn’t apply to semi-automatic rifles, the 1st Amendment doesn’t apply to “racist homophobes” like Phil Robertson. What he’s trying to ban is exactly the sort of thing that the 1st Amendment protects. Politically incorrect speech. Here is a series of some of his tweets: Just as the 2nd Amendment shouldn’t protect assault rifle devotees, so the 1st Amendment shouldn’t Read more […]

Why Mainstream America Loves Christmas and Hates Christians

Everyone in America loves Christmas. The smells of Fraser firs, roast beast, and spiced cider, the sparkling lights, the crackling fire, the egg nog, the gifts, the human tenderness and family love, the music—in other word, the gemütlichkeit—such fantastic things, right? But can’t we keep those things and get rid of all the religious accoutrements that keep ruining our Christmas buzz? Let’s just say “Happy Holidays.” That way no one feels left out. Let’s call the year-ending educational Read more […]

Libs Hold Duck Dynasty’s Phil to a Different Standard

Duck Dynasty, the most popular TV show in America, chronicles a family of rednecks who made their fortune selling duck calls for duck hunters. From the five minutes I’ve ever seen of the show I gathered that the Robertson family members are each very charismatic. And it makes sense why conservatives in particular love the show so much: the Robertsons are hunters, Christians, and they’re self-made entrepreneurs. In a recent interview with GQ Magazine, Phil Robertson, the patriarch of the family, Read more […]

Phil Robertson’s Hollywood Death Sentence

“Everything is blurred on what’s right and what’s wrong…Sin becomes fine. Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men…Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers—they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right…It seems like, to Read more […]

Jesus Edited Out of Reality Show to Avoid Offending Muslims

P. D. James said: “I believe that political correctness can be a form of linguistic fascism, and it sends shivers down the spine of my generation who went to war against fascism.” What is political correctness? Political correctness is the removal or whitewashing of words and actions from society that may offend certain individuals’ religious, ethnic, or racial sensibilities. In other words, it’s the forced politeness brought upon us by a society dominated by fear of legal or physical retaliation. I Read more […]