Columbia University Feminists Teach Men A Lesson By . . . Making A Porno?

Of all the members of the Left—from anti-gun, LGBT, and abortion activists to faux-Libertarian Marxists, hippies, and a slimy slew of others—feminists have got to be the stupidest.

And I mean truly stupid. Feminists reading this—you’re idiots. You’re total and complete imbeciles.

Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way—it’s been itching to come out today—let me explain why I say this.

A group of female students from Columbia University and Barnard College decided to fight “the patriarchy” by creating a pornographic short film, which they recorded in the Butler Library at Columbia.

The purpose of the movie, just over three minutes in length, was supposedly to highlight “the rituals of American Ivy League secret societies, to the point of hysteria, highlighting our culture’s perception of female desire.”

Whatever the heck that means.

Gawker has the full three-minute movie at their website. Warning: it’s uncensored. Extra warning: despite the nudity, it’s not erotic by any stretch of the imagination.

Over creepy child-choir music, we see the five girls sitting around a table in a nook in the library, each of them with a book in front of her, and then suddenly they start taking each other’s’ shirts off. No explanation is given.

Then we see three of them walking down a long, narrow hallway. One of the girls is walking on all fours, like a dog, with another girl riding on her back while wearing a mask. Following behind them is another girl holding a riding crop above her head.

Another scene shows the five girls on the floor of another nook in the library, and this time they’re cracking eggs over each other’s heads and smearing the yolks on their faces and on the tile floor. They then begin making out through the egg.

It’s just the stupidest thing you will ever see.

According to IvyGateBlog.com, which interviewed one of the girls, the movie is meant to “speak to the stigmatization and fetishization of women.”

But these feminists, as all feminists, are idiots; no guy watching this movie will think about its message, not a single one, unless he’s a pretentious homosexual. They’re not preaching to men in any way because all a dude is going to think when seeing this is, “I see boobs. I feel like I should be aroused, but this is too weird and boring for me,” and he’s going to turn it off.

The message will be lost on everybody watching it because, one, they won’t stick around long enough to figure it out, and two, the viewers are young college or college-aged kids and therefore too stupid to figure it out anyway.

Besides, does anybody at all really care about the story or message of a porno?

The filmmakers are not doing anything relevant with this movie. Really, it was just an excuse for a bunch of lesbians to get attention and salmonella.

And this is one reason feminists are idiots.